I don’t know how much useful my tips are for the daily use. But trust me they are very handy
Touch, If you like it
This is my new policy. Other day I saw this sexy Audi car standing and I was mesmerized by its beauty. I don’t have words to describe its beauty. I just stared at the beauty standing in front of me. When I pass by that beauty I just touched it thinking whether I will ever own such a car. Then I stood there for a while and saw the tires. I smiled thinking If I was a dog I would have pissed on all four tires for sure.
So guys if you like something just go and touch it can be enchanting RF or sexy Audi or may be breath taking human being. I am sure guys will be flattered if some random gal comes and touches them. But boys be careful before implementing my “Touch, If you like it” when you see a beautiful female species. Because before you know what’s happening you your cheek will be touched by a smooth and soft palm in super speed.
Take care of your belongings guys
Recently I started playing this ping pong sport with DBC. When I play with guys, sometimes TT ball goes and hits in wrong place. While I try to hide my smile seeing giggling DBC, boys try to control their pain. I just look at the sky and say “ohh man, guys life sucks more than gals life”
So guys do take care of your belongings else you will move from important to impotent. Thank god I am not a guy:)
Gals be careful when you bend
When a gal bends she has to use one hand to cover “stair case to heaven” and second to “stair case to hell”. Else trust me you will be admired more and more not because of your beauty but because of the view. So gals don’t ever dare to forget my useful tip. Lecturing guys on this issue is useless. I am tired of seeing those red “jockey” waist bands. Its right time these guys change their brand and color.
I don’t know how many of you curse me for the nonsense I publish. But I am sure you would have smiled reading those tips and will wait for my next SnL tips.
SnL World !!! 